At a summit in Mongolia, the President has given a horse as a present to each of the attending leaders. It seems that President Tsakhiagiin hopes this will help them produce more horseshit. However, academics believe that it is just not possible. Private Tye talked to the Rectum of Easygown University. He told us that the Mongolians were a very backward and naive people. Many of them believe that some politicians sometimes tell the truth. “Incredible in this day and age” he remarked. But this was not all, in addition to Asian politicians there were also members of the European Council present. The Rectum told us that according to Godel's theorem the EU Council is “a system that consistently produces complete horseshit”. So, he explained, it is mathematically impossible for members of the Council to produce more horseshit than they already do.
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