HIGHLIGHTS FROM ISSUE 69 The new uniforms are expected to increase co-operation between holidaymakers and the constabulary. Read more.. Scuffers posted to Pattaya have a good time. Waterboarding is just one of the many sports they enjoy. Read more… A holidaymaker from Yorkshire claims he was arrested and held in manacles for more than 24 hours. “It did not cost me a penny” he boasted to Siam Scuffer, “not like those upstairs places in London's Soho, they cost a fortune”. Read more… Siamese Government Ministers support corporal punishment which they hope will bring new life to the country's flagging tourist industry. Read more… Nightsticks are not just for hitting people on the head. Constable Nympho Maniacali explains many other uses. Read more...
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