Jesus came out of his bomb shelter today, took one look about, and went back in. Disciples said he would not be coming out for a long time.
Jesus went into the shelter during the Cuban missile crisis and only came out because he heard that there was finally going to be detente between the USA and Russia. “Obviously I got that wrong” he said. He went on to advise all his followers (not just those on Twitter) to seek shelter immediately. They should stay undercover until man-children, who get confused between Iraq and Syria, are no longer allowed to play with nuclear weapons.
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