Jesus came out of his bomb shelter today, took one look about, and went back in. Disciples said he would not be coming out for a long time.
Jesus went into the shelter during the Cuban missile crisis and only came out because he heard that there was finally going to be detente between the USA and Russia. “Obviously I got that wrong” he said. He went on to advise all his followers (not just those on Twitter) to seek shelter immediately. They should stay undercover until man-children, who get confused between Iraq and Syria, are no longer allowed to play with nuclear weapons.
Trump’s outstanding achievement, during his time in office, has been to bring the world closer to global thermo-nuclear war. Trump expects a boost in his sagging popularity from this. Sad thing is he might get it.
When Syrians are killing Syrians it makes sense for Americans to kill some more Syrians so that the Syrians will stop killing Syrians. Even if this does means that all Americans and everybody else might get killed as a result.
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