This was called “a mouse” in the Phnom Penn Post, but if it was, it must have come from Fukushima not Cambodia. Jeb Tong, Private Tye’s expert on Ratatouille, swears it is young brown rat.
This was confirmed by a Tye Correspondent who witnessed a British tourist having dinner in this food market. This is his report of the tourists conversation with his Cambodian Waitress:
Tourist: What's for afters?
Waitress: Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
Tourist: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart?
Waitress: Well, it's got some rat in it.
Tourist: 'Ow much?
Waitress: Three. A lot, really.
Tourist: Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
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