Worried that the intelligence agencies won’t know where you are if you loose your mobile phone or the battery goes dead? For only $29, TrackR will make sure they know where you are all the time.
Did you realise that when you go for a walk in the woods you may become invisible to satellite surveillance? This could even happen in Central Park or Hampstead Heath. Do you really want to be on your own in these places? TrackR will make sure you are being monitored even when you are under the bushes.
Agents of the Intelligence agencies work hard to keep you safe but they can only do this if they know where you are every minute of the day. Make life easier for them with TrackR. It’s your patriotic duty.
TrackR has testimonials from from all the leaders in the field:
Rienhard Heydrich: “TrackR is the best gift to the intelligence services since facebook”.
Kim Jong Un: “I bought 24.9 million of them.”
Lavrentiy Beria: “Makes tracking people through Microsoft Windows obsolete”
But this is not all, you can become a spook yourself!
Does your husband really spend all day at work or is he really an agent for the North Koreans? Have a TrackR concealed in the heal of his shoe and you will know exactly where he is.
Is your teenage son being seduced by a sexy Persian girl who is really a honey-trap organised by Iranian Intelligence? Or worse! Sew a TrackR into his Backpack and you will know how much time he spends in Public toilets.
Is your cat a secret Russian hacker? Out all night, where does it go? Attach a TrackR to its collar and you will know exactly how often it goes to Internet Coffee Shops.
An objective evaluation from Daily Tech Life (10 Jan) just below the banner ad for TrackR.
Have you ever lost your car on a parking lot? It happens. You park and go shopping. When you get back, you don't have a clue where your car is. Then you start roaming around clicking on the panic button on your car keys so the alarm goes off. It can be frustrating, especially on a hot, sunny day.
No, you don't need to install an expensive GPS system to keep track of your car. That's way too expensive. You would need to pay a monthly subscription fee just to use it. Don't we have enough bills to pay already?