A group of Delhi Hindus have discovered what should have been obvious to all of us: Donald Trump is really the Hindu monkey god Hanuman. The physical resemblance is unmistakable. The stuff on Trumps head is not human hair but a monkey's pelt. Trump's tiny close set eyes look at you the way a rhesus monkey does before it leaps at you to steal your glasses or handbag. They both have the jowls. Of course, its not just appearance but also identical behavior as anyone familiar with Hinduism or the Ramayana will realize. The hyperactive Hanuman is always playing tricks and is very deceitful. Trump's politics now start to make sense, his hatred of Muslims and Catholic Mexicans is just what you would expect from a Hindu monkey.
The Hanuman/Trump devotees have disguised themselves as a nationalist group. According to the news agencies “members of the Hindu Sena nationalist group gathered on a blanket spread out in a New Delhi protest park along with a collection of statues depicting gods including Shiva and Hanuman — as well as color photos of a shouting Trump. The group chanted Sanskrit prayers asking the gods to favor Trump in the election.”
The story of Hanuman is well known throughout Asia, it is amazing that Trump's true identity took so long to discover.
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