Dear Dr Shipman, My name is John Chilblain, I am a US senator and I have an important job defending America from the Soviet Union. Sometimes I repeat myself and sometimes I can not remember how to finish a sentence. I often get lost and do not know where I am. Can you help?
Dear John, we Doctors call this "senility" and it is very common in Washington. Fortunately, there is a simple procedure which cures this completely. Its called "Euthanasia". This is quite painless and can be completed in a few minutes. I have performed this operation hundreds of times and nobody has ever complained. I can visit you at home, so just call for an appointment and I'll be round to fix you.
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12/23/2015 12:56:21 am
This is quite painless and can be completed in a few minutes. I have performed this operation hundreds of times and nobody has ever complained. I can visit you at home, so just call for an appointment and I'll be round to fix you.
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