Britain's planned membership of the Association of South East Asian Nation may be put on hold because of fake designer goods, it was reported in the Guardian. However, these claims were dismissed by Spiny Norman, the new Foreign Secretary. “Fake designer goods are only produced by Italian or French Companies and we couldn't care less about them anymore”, he told Private Tye. “Britain welcomes fakes and has done for hundreds of years. Our best institutions, such as Eton and Oxford, are dedicated to producing fakes. Think about it. If we got rid of all the fakes, the House of Commons would be empty” he said adamantly.
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