A giant head, with short spiky hair, has mysteriously appeared at a Thai Temple. Cult members claim it is a reincarnation of “Spiny Norman”, a giant hedgehog that was last seen in London in the 1960s. The Norman cult has long held that Spiny Norman would return and continue his search for Dinsdale Piranha. The second coming of Spiny Norman would be accompanied by cataclysmic events, such as the end of the European Union, they believe.
However, conservative cult members claim that Spiny Norman has no connection to Thailand. They believe that Norman has been reborn as Boris Johnson. Its blatantly obvious, they say. The hair, the beady eyes, the jowls, all make Johnson a dead ringer for Spiny Norman. Boris and Norman even hang out in the same place.
One thing is certain, with Spiny Norman as Foreign Secretary, Britain will soon be out of the EU.