The notorious climate terrorist “El Nino” is about to be apprehended according to Poophan Plod of the Drought And Forest-fire Team (DAFT). The Poophan told Private Tye that police forces in South-East Asia have been co-operating with special forces in South America and they now have El Nino cornered. “We know he's somewhere in the Pacific and we expect to make the arrest any day now” we were told.
“El Nino used to wreak havoc once every ten years, but now he is at it every year” the Poophan said. El Nino is solely responsible for the droughts in Thailand and the mud slides along the south American coast. Deforestation has got nothing to do with it, he assured us.
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